March 2011
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Mar 1st
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February 2011
51 posts
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
“How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and...”
– The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown — Vulture
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Sounds like horseshit to me.
sichumor: “His favorite expression was ‘horseshit.’ He ran the two syllables together so that they came out as one syllable, ‘horseshit.’” A blog of real writing that is really terrible. One of my new favorite things.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
Justin Bieber Gets Shot, again and again →
One of the best things Funny Or Die has done in a long time. Be sure to watch all of them. Duck Hunt might be my favorite.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: is hollywood really not its own city?
Feb 19th
Anonymous asked: respect tumblr rules and don't repost shit, you moron. Okay? Goodbye asshole.
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
Kate Spencer: Did SXSW Forget To Invite Female... →
darrenmiller: gilmoregurlz: katespencer: I am as tired as the next person of the “OMG ARE WOMEN FUNNY? WHERE ARE THE FEMALE COMEDIANS? WOMEN, CREATE THANGZZZ!” conversation, but it also bums me out when I go to eagerly check out the SXSW comedy line up only to discover they’ve apparently booked just one female stand up out of 30+… i would like to add aparna nancherla to the list. i would...
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...”
– Banksy, (via soupsoup) This has made the rounds, but I wanted to make sure it was on my page so I could always refer back to it. Once I was taking down an anti-choice sign on the subway and this random girl who worked in finance (I overheard her chatting about it) tried to stop me because as she...
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. I want this. Except when I have to sit on my furniture and I get projector light in my eyes.
Feb 16th
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I made this. Are you proud of me yet, mom?
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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“Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn’t Care”
– Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn’t Care | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Feb 10th
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kevinvincentmead: Very cool short interview with Eric Appel about writing sketch, specifically Human Giant.  What the hell does this guy know? What a pizza shit…
Feb 9th
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Feb 4th
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“If you open your eyes you have to drink. Try to party all night like this, worth...”
– What is your best made-up drinking game? : AskReddit
Feb 4th
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Whoa... God is kind of a dick. →
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Aliens are real and they are snatching your...
Hmmmm… what could these grown men want to do with thousands and thousands of dollars worth of candy? Wait a minute… I hate bugs.
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
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“Eunice Sanborn died at 6 a.m. at her home in Jacksonville…”
– I call shenanigans. This was no ordinary death. This keeps happening to these people. I think someone is killing off the world’s oldest people in an attempt to usurp the throne.
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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