How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and...– The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown — Vulture
Sounds like horseshit to me.
sichumor: “His favorite expression was ‘horseshit.’ He ran the two syllables together so that they came out as one syllable, ‘horseshit.’” A blog of real writing that is really terrible. One of my new favorite things.
Justin Bieber Gets Shot, again and again →
One of the best things Funny Or Die has done in a long time. Be sure to watch all of them. Duck Hunt might be my favorite.
Anonymous asked: is hollywood really not its own city?
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Kate Spencer: Did SXSW Forget To Invite Female... →
darrenmiller: gilmoregurlz: katespencer: I am as tired as the next person of the “OMG ARE WOMEN FUNNY? WHERE ARE THE FEMALE COMEDIANS? WOMEN, CREATE THANGZZZ!” conversation, but it also bums me out when I go to eagerly check out the SXSW comedy line up only to discover they’ve apparently booked just one female stand up out of 30+… i would like to add aparna nancherla to the list. i would...
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...– Banksy, (via soupsoup) This has made the rounds, but I wanted to make sure it was on my page so I could always refer back to it. Once I was taking down an anti-choice sign on the subway and this random girl who worked in finance (I overheard her chatting about it) tried to stop me because as she...
WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. I want this. Except when I have to sit on my furniture and I get projector light in my eyes.
I made this. Are you proud of me yet, mom?
Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn’t Care– Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn’t Care | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
kevinvincentmead: Very cool short interview with Eric Appel about writing sketch, specifically Human Giant. What the hell does this guy know? What a pizza shit…
If you open your eyes you have to drink. Try to party all night like this, worth...– What is your best made-up drinking game? : AskReddit
Whoa... God is kind of a dick. →
Aliens are real and they are snatching your...
Hmmmm… what could these grown men want to do with thousands and thousands of dollars worth of candy? Wait a minute… I hate bugs.
Eunice Sanborn died at 6 a.m. at her home in Jacksonville…– I call shenanigans. This was no ordinary death. This keeps happening to these people. I think someone is killing off the world’s oldest people in an attempt to usurp the throne.