It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment) This totally justifies every excuse I’ve been giving myself from not doing that thing I’m supposed to do. (via aaronmoles)
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according to the way i use facebook, i have the answer to every political argument ever. AMA.
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Get Real.: Tax the Rich! →
fuck-liberal-morons: Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay… God. Dammit. This again? In the real world, the tenth guy owns the bar and a privately run charity...