May 2012
4 posts
April 2012
5 posts
“Everything’s amazing and nobody’s happy.”
– Never forget.
March 2012
3 posts
February 2012
16 posts
e.e. cumming all over your titties: Romantic... →
emilyaxford:
It’s that sexy time of year when you go home early from work for some very romantic butt bumping. So I’ve invented some romantic intercourse positions to help you tell her she’s “the one.”
The Ceiling Fan - Crouch over her and whip your penis around like a fan. Once a year she cleans dust off of…
The Boxing Nun!!!! Mem-o-reeeees…
Anonymous asked: hols
“Jack Sparrow was treated for minor injuries in the fracas that included...”
– ‘Jack Sparrow’ pepper-sprayed in Hollywood action figure brawl - latimes.com
“Why does Tumblr love me so? I’ll bet 99% of the people quoting me have never...”
– Charles Bukowski (via aaronbleyaert)
This is the best Bukowski quote I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.
January 2012
5 posts
Watchcollegehumor:
Fresh Prince Theme Remix by POGO
“Awesome. A new song to learn all of the words to.”
Why did Pogo upload this to CollegeHumor? And why does it still have a YouTube watermark?
December 2011
7 posts
Video: Laughing tube passengers in Germany go... →
I’m officially coining this a “laugh mob.” You’re welcome, internet.
Be Amazing.
November 2011
13 posts
The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day →
Well, that’s it, internet. Every great idea is done. Pack up and go home.
“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to...”
– John Updike (via cityunlisted)
That is some arrogant bullshit for someone who doesn’t even live on the Best Coast.
Watchronbabcock:
HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING A NEW PARK… OVER THE FREEWAY?
I’ve been following this for the past couple of years and I’m really excited that it’s actually moving forward. The idea is to put a park over the 101 Freeway. You know how when the 101 cuts through Hollywood, it has big walls on either side of it, well the idea is to cap it and put a park on top. The video gives a much better idea...
